Tuesday, April 04, 2006

introduction

3299 km in 1 week.

that is how much ben and i travelled - by car - on our impromptu trip from vancouver, bc, to:

a) banff and jasper in the rockies
b) edmonton
c) and calgary

in the state of alberta.

and this is the photolog.

enjoy. :)

P.S. the title is taken from the death cab for cutie song "i will follow you into the dark".

the whole line reads: "you and me, we've seen everything to see. *from bangkok to calgary*."

the lyrics are available lower on the page. for now, on to the photolog.

day 1: tuesday 28th march 2006

this marks the first day of our - meaning me and ben - impromptu weeklong road trip. technically it should be the first *night*, considering tt we started out at 9.00 pm on tuesday night, but you get what i mean don't you?

anyway before i digress too much, i have this to say:

ben is *mad*.

he may continue to deny it as vehemently as he wants, but we all know tt for a fact.

i've always led a relatively normal and uneventful existance (by my standards at least), but every adventure with him has continued to surpass the previous one. and it is no joke.

from travelling greater vancouver via public transport in 8 hours, to a lonely planet trip to mexico involving hanging out at a cyber cafe at 5am in the morning and taking impromptu salsa lessons the next night, to a 4 hour "stroll" in richmond when trying out go-karting, to the last one - a literal death-defying bike stunt into a ditch in tofino... every time each adventure got erm... bigger and bigger... and each time i would have this nagging feeling tt we *ain't seen anything yet*.

and each time i am right. we always continue to surpass ourselves.

ben rented a pontiac g6 from avis car rentals. when they gave him the car, the distance meter registered a total of 2000 km.

when ben drove me back to totem park on monday night, this is what the meter registered:

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5299 km.

in the space of 1 week, we had travelled 5299 km - 2000 km = 3299 km. which coincedentally explains the title of this blog.

we'd driven the car tt total distance, from vancouver to banff to jasper to edmonton to calgary, and then back to vancouver.

and just a break-down of the distance:

vancouver to banff: 857 km
banff to jasper: 288 km
jasper to edmonton: 357 km
edmonton to calgary: 300 km
calgary back to vancouver: 1073km

so the first way in which this adventure totally surpassed all our previous ones... was distance. sheer distance.

we started out at 9.00pm on tuesday night, or thereabouts. after i'd hurriedly done my laundry and packed my bag (it was so impromptu i hadn't done *anything* for the trip at all, and it was the same day after my 2nd presentation in 2 consecutive days (and after i'd had to rush the damn paper for tt presentation). and from there it was a night drive in almost total darkness 857 km all the way from vancouver to banff in the canadian rockies in alberta.

for the uninitiated, the canadian rockies is this magnificent mountain range tt is considered one of the natural wonders of the world, not to mention one of the attractions tt canada is proudest of. it rests on the border between the states of british columbia and alberta, but banff and jasper, both town which are in the rockies, are situated in the province of alberta.

anyway yeah. it was a fucking dark journey. namely because canada is so fucking huge tt most of the roads aren't lit. if you're lucky, all you have are reflectors. if not, you have to rely on your own hopefully powerful headlights. and you have to wrestle for space on winding 1-laned roads in almost complete darkness with massive tankers and truckers transporting goods between the states.

damn stressful. seriously. i couldn't fall asleep at all even though ben was the official driver (i have no liscence lah) because i was as stressed as he was and i was trying to help him look out for curves in the road and oncoming vehicles (you couldn't see a fucking thing, so you really couldn't take the risk of running your car off the road, coz you wouldn't know if you're also going to go off a cliff and possibly plunge into a deep ravine or into one of b.c.'s many rivers in the meantime). and we got lost a fair bit. a few roundabouts and illegal u-turns.

fortunately, the sun rises very very early in spring. by 5-something am, we began to get light. although the fact tt we were by tt trime driving through another mountain range where the entire fuck place was almost completely snow-covered meant tt we got pretty good natural light reflectors.

so yeah.

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a view from the car around 5-something am.

and then... as the sky lightens and we ease into the rocky mountains...

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the driver.

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very resilient. all he needs is a smoke every now and then (both inside and outside of the car), and he's pretty much good to go. bwahaha.

and in the bright morning light...

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mountains to the side... mountains to the front...

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and by the time 7.05 am rolls around, we're easing into the town of banff.

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welcome to the town of banff!!!

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okay. we'd better get on to day 2. yay. wahaha.

day 2: wednesday 29th march 2006

technically day 2 and day 1 are kind of like... overlapped. but argh who cares.

after a couple more roundabouts and illegal u-turns, we find lodging at this place called the homestead inn. was pretty reasonably priced for a comfortable relatively spacious room.

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but unfortunately the woman at the front desk in the morning was a bitch, and she rudely told us we couldn't get a room till after 12 noon at least. so our plans of getting some shot-eye were completely busted. instead we decided to get breakfast @ this restaurant called "melissa's" next door - shared a yummy (but fucking expensive) omelette and pancake. then it was on to explore the quaint town of banff.

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yes. as you can see, the town of banff is very pretty. the place looks small and woody and pretty, and it's a continually surreal experience to see gorgeous mountains as the backdrop to your field of vision. but unfortunately, banff is also very touristy (i.e. the usual shopping outlets, which we aren't interested in), and can be almost completely explored in half an hour...

so we decide to go the scenic lake louise 58 km from banff.

this is the scenery from the drive towards lake louise.

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we take the small slip road instead of the highway, and we head towards this place called johnston creek.

where we end up doing yet another impromptu activity - an impromptu ice-walk... but without the proper equipment (i.e. no snow boots or cleats).

tt's me so-called confidently walking down the path.

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but don't be fooled. where the path is covered in a slick layer of smooth smooth ice... it's *fucking* slippery. kanina.

me and ben (ben took this photo. i've come to realise tt almost every photo tt ben takes of the both of us himself... he doesn't look v glam. hmm).

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but yes. the photo was taken before i slip twice and add 2 more orh ches to my already impressive collection on my legs. after tt when ben sees my legs he says tt they look like a map of the rockies. ugh.

nonethless. this doesn't stop the scenery from looking pretty and worth the trouble and pain. ow.

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pretty frozen creek. we see a lot of frozen water.

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ben sliding through the bridge across the creek.

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and me. bwahaha. one more of those "i was there!" photos.

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yet another "ben so cool" photo. yeah. so he doesn't fall. nabeh. life is unfair.

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fortunately life is not *tt* unfair. remember one of my previous posts were i commented tt "you can take the ah beng out of singapore, but you cannot take singapore out of the ah beng (or vice versa)?"

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voila. squatting and smoking. even in the rockies.

anyway back on topic: the johnston creek trail becomes increasingly treacherous, so i demand after some point tt i've had it with falling over, and we head back.

onwards to lake louise.

and this is called "castle mountains". one of the mountains we pass on the way.

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looks like a postcard, don't it? ;)

and then... maybe to console me, ben lets me drive! YAY!

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small road with little or no cars. can hit a high of 140km/h. but my turning per se still leaves much to be desired. but man. i think driving can be addictive. muahaha.

so we gotta take the "me and the car i drove" photo!

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admittedly the g6 looks *nothing* like what it looked like when we first took the keys. then it was fucking new and fucking clean. at this point in time... it was about as away from both as you could get. goddamn dusty mountain roads. bah.

anyway we made it to lake louise, albeit with a couple more roundabouts and illegal u-turns (bwahaha).

and the lake, when frozen in winter, looks like this:

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all covered in snow.

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ben and i (admittedly, you don't really notice tt we just had a massive snowball fight just before the photo and tt there is snowflakes all in my hair).

and me trying to make a snow angel.

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unglam to the core i know, but since when did i ever give a fuck? ;)

another shot of lake louise - i think this one was taken by ben.

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...and then it is on to try...

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*SNOW-SHOEING!!!*

we rented snow boots and snow shoes so tt we could plough through thick snow without falling in.

after tt you had 2 idiots literally trekking *everywhere* off the trails through the trees in the forests looking for god knows what exactly.

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ben.

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me.

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fuck. i'm walking i'm walking.

but don't be deceived by the relative ease with which we are walking - it is *fucking tiring*. kanina.

damn tiring.

we gave up after i ended up sprawling in the snow refusing to move and eating snow (which totally horrified ben. muahaha. but it was damn clean tho.) then we had dinner at the old spaghetti factory, and later spent the night vegetating back in the hotel room watching cable.

day 3: thursday 30th march 2006

yay! in spite of my sprained finger, we decided to go *snowboarding* in the rockies today!!!

so we borrowed gear and drove into sunshine village for what we hoped would be a snowboarding experience of our stay in canada.

it was definitely a snowboarding experience.

it was the *worst* snowboarding experience i had *ever* had.

but ok ok. i'm getting too far ahead of myself. the lift tickets are fucking expensive. more so than whistler. but i guess it *is* the rockies after all. and they have a nifty gondola.

which we took up to look-out mountain.

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me in the gondola.

and ben.

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ok. he looks unglam here coz i just wanted to capture the scenery from the gondola. it just so *happened* tt he was in the photo. wahaha.

another ben-taking-the-photo photo of us. this one's actually really nice too. :)

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and another photo of us - third-party help tho. wahaha.

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and my only glam photo on the board before we get into the action.

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our first run is banff avenue. ben finds boarding a breeze coz he loves going fast, but i still lack tt level of confidence, so i keep on my toe-edge so as to maintain control and reduce speed whenever i go downwards. problem with this method, esp with the boards and bindings tt we rented, is coz i couldn't really feel my toe and heel-edges so weel with these boards, edging took even more effort than before.

as a result, i ended up sprawling in the snow with a *cramp* in my right calf.

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and ben took a photo of tt. *sigh* how loser is tt? :(

but ok lah. at least i look relatively happy.

and then after finishing this run, we took the chair lift up to the green run.

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close-up shot of me on the chair lift. ARGH are you scared yet?

anyway this is where the trouble started.

first off, i had a spectacular fall.

by spectacular, i mean i have never had a fall of this proportions before. i.e. with me literally flipping backwards, slamming on my head, and doing somersaults backwards down the slopes, landing another time on my neck and lower back, losing my gear, and ending up sprawling completely stunned on the slope.

now i know how it feels like for stuntpeople when things go wrong.

fuck.

took a lot of resolve to get back onto my feet and continue boarding.

and less than 5 min later, i'd gotten stuck at an upslope, and as i was walking towards ben who was waiting for me at the top of the slope, i realised tt i was dripping blood all over my gloves, jacket, pants and the snow.

turns out i'd cut my thumb, but because it was too cold for the blood to coagulate, it was just dripping all over the place. and while the cut itself was small, the effect was pretty scary. and i couldn't put on my glove coz the damn thing just refused to stop bleeding.

so ben have to board off to somewhere to get some medical attention for me, hike all the way back upslope (which was an admirable feat, coz it's fucking tiring to drag the snowboard with you, esp upslope), and then continue on the run from there.

and then i'd realised tt my right bindings were completely spoilt - i.e. the binding on my boot was torn out. i think i'd probably torn it with my spectacular fall. but it also meant tt if i had trouble with my edges before, this trouble would be multipled even further coz of the bindings.

so thus ended my snowboarding experience in the rockies.

sigh.

but ben def had a better time. here's him boarding down banff avenue a second time.

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and at the end of it. wah so glam. ;)

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we had an early dinner, and then it was back to the hotel to watch more cable. but i guess because i was so despaired and upset with myself, ben decided to indulge me. so we shared yet another pint of haagen daz ice-cream over yet another episode of csi. wahaha. :)

oh. and in line of indulging me, with a whole lot of whining i got ben to agree to let me take yet another *super* unglam photo of him sprawled over the couch... if "over" can be the operative word here.

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muahaha.

ice-cream and indulgence makes izzy a happier girl.

day 4: friday 31st march 2006

today is the day we check out from banff and head out to jasper up north, 288 km away.

once again, today is *also* a day tt contributes to this adventure surpassing all the others combined.

it starts off relatively normally enough - with a yummy breakfast @ phil's diner (which we found after a couple of illegal u-turns. not too bad).

me at the diner. love the scenery behind me. :)

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and ben. trying to look like he has already woken up. kekeke.

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and then after a hearty breakfast, thus begins the drive through the icefields parkway towards jasper.

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to jasper!

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ben driving. with the gorgeous scenery behind him.

and the rest of it in front of us.

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ooh. and speaking of interesting road signs...

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avanlanche country?

oh yeah. tt means...

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we also make a couple of stops along the way to admire the scenery.

like here...

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me. and yes, it is fucking cold.

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ben. whenever he puts his hands behind his back, he is hiding his cigarette.

and this pretty pretty bird.

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okay... and thus the big adventure begins.

we get *snowed in*.

see car.

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basically we accidentally reverse into this large area of very soft snow. and subsequently get stuck.

for almost 2 hours. in uluville.

fortunately we got help from an american in a chevrolet who helped us phone the park warden. who then proceeded to do everything from help us shovel out the snow to try to rock the car out of our quagmire for the next hour or so.

nothing worked... until he tied a rope to the underside of our car, attached it to a chain to his bumper, and dragged the damn car out of the snow.

he was in all senses of the word, a god send.

ben and i spent the rest of the journey to jasper in this strange state of adrenalin-induced euphoria from all the relief.

we also decided not to turn into small dubious-looking snow-covered roads.

but of course, the road scenery itself was still every bit worth savouring.

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we also passed the famous columbia ice-fields.

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and we stopped over at this cool-looking valley right by the side of the road.

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where ben decided in his normal fashion, to take a smoke (surreptiiously caught on camera!).

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i requested for a photo while he was still smoking. this is the result.

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and a non-smoking photo of ben. heh. see the contrast?

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taken by yours truly. tt's why the background is so nice. buahaha.

and after tt ben let me drive.

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all of over 40 km from the icefields towards jasper.

the roads were smooth and almost empty, so i could travel at a constant speed of around 140km/h (except at turns, until ben encouraged me to keep my foot on the accelerator while turning), and hit up to 170km/h on straight roads.

oh, and coz there was this chevy who was driving *fucking slow* on the parkway, ben made me practice overtaking two times, then let me cut in front of tt guy.

we spent the rest of the journey laughing over what an idiot tt guy was - he got overtaken by someone with no liscence. hell, someone who hasn't taken her basic theory even! bwahaha.

anyway we made a final stop at this waterfall place...

and boy was it worth the stop.

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and my face with the damn waterfall. frozen in winter/spring.

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from there it was straight onward to jasper, where after a couple more roundabouts and illegal u-turns, we got a more expensive and smaller room at mount robson inn. accomodation at jasper is fucking expensive.

but at least the room still looked pretty.

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after tt it was onward to this grill where we shared a chicken and ribs set, walked around downtown for a bit as the sky darkened, and ultimately spent the evening back in the room also watching cable again.

except till ben got hungry, then we went out for a burger and a dozen buffalo wings.